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The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.
I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!
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Every woman on the face of the earth, plus any that happen to be in space right now.
"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."
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Manipulative fake internet "viral marketing", taken from the spamming of popular websites such as Urban Dictionary with fake "buzz" promoting a third-rate Samuel L. Jackson movie.
UD Post: That Samuel L. Jackson movie is the best movie ever!
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane.
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something that is damn near impossible to find.
john: when it comes to dating, I guess I'm looking for a girl who is hot, really into sports and gaming, can support herself financially and isn't looking for a serious relationship.
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
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(n) erect penis which is used for snorting drugs
She snorted copious amounts of cocaine off my snake plate.
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Possibly one of the most annoying creatures alive, they mostly consist of a 8 - 11 year old on a scooter who think their top shitcool if they swear and/or drink and smoke. Most of these fucktards hangout at skateparks and beak the skaters who would beat the living shit out of them but the snoby rich parents would retaliate
Skater1: Aww man here come Jacob he's such a scooter snake
Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed
Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white
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"I honestly can't believe how disgusting and hypocritical Erika Costell is!"
"Yeah. Snake bitch is gonna get her ass sued."
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