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Wee Wee Trousers

When a toilet is needed but cannot be found and you end up wth wee wee in your trousers. Creates a large discoloured patch around the scrotal area of the victim.

Damn, you frightened me and now I have wee wee trousers.

by Shimbels June 10, 2010


trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.

Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!

by NotTallJ May 3, 2023


Trousers

trousers meansbra

hey wilma, give me my trousers my cherries are sagging

by poo agaib February 21, 2022


Trousers

the very english word for pants

Person 1 (in very english accent): i need to go out and get some trousers.
person 2 (a typical american): ... k then...

by khroma December 1, 2021


White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.

"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."

by squatsonahotplate February 13, 2013


trouser happy

To have a boner

I saw this fit girl, she made me trouser happy

by Hammerbeat August 7, 2017


Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.

Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.

by Jonny35 February 27, 2018