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You are so sick and sitting on the toilet, pissing out your ass, and you have to turn around and puke in the toilet.
“I got such bad food poisoning, I did the Tijuana Twist so many times, I had to puke in a bowl while I sprayed dirty brown dish water in the toilet”
When you give a blow job with two hands and twist. Alternating wrist movements.
Yo this bitch was mad freaky, she gave me a birdy Twist
When a red head does a little twist on your dick
Omg jane, your friend just gave me the best strawberry twist of my life !
I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.
dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE
When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).
Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.
First you butt bounce on a trampoline, then you flip to the side.
I just did a Twinkie-Twist!