Twisted Nipple

I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.

dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE

2020

Living hell. 2020 is a 2K number also can be used for defining the word "hell". Try it on a Discord server ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Me: *prays that i live until 2021*
Also me: thank god i survived 10 months
God: You guys are still alive?
Me: ._.
-
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY GOD?

2020 Needs to end

Chromebook

The greatest thing for 11 year old girls who like androids yet want a larger screen.

And yes you can get Minecraft on it.

11 year old girl: I love this android but it needs a larger screen!
Google: Hold my G.
11 y.o. girl: Ooh I love this Chromebook. I can get any apps. eVeN WoRk On IT!

2👍 1👎

witaf

What in the actual fu-

Man 1: I just won 450 thousand at the club man
Me: witaf

Pfp

PROFILE PICTURE

Person 1: i need a new pfp
Person 2: let me make u one
Person 1: ok then...
Person 2: *comes with PABLO PICASSO painting*
Per. 2: TAKE A PIC OF IT AND ITS UR NEW PFP ):<
Per. 1: I..

A$AP Rocky

An amazing rapper with feel-good rap music.

Man 1: Dude, yk abut A$AP Rocky?
Man 2: Hell yes he's awesome!

8👍 1👎

Vruh

When you try acting cool but you're Russian

Kid 1: Bruh what.
Russian kid: Vruh i know ri-
Kid 1: WHAT TH-

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