Dead Witness

The best alternative rock band in all of North Dakota

Dead Witness will one day rule the world

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wack wit it

"The opposite of the slang phrase Sick Wit it" "When the situation or circumstances are Wack or unpleasing to the Individual."

"So your date left you after just 10 Minutes?"
"Yep"
"Man that is Wack Wit It!"

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WIT

Acronym: Wookiee in Training

That bastard's so hairy, he's a fucking WIT!

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Shity wits

A person that knows a goodbit about shit and shit related topics. (Such as all political subjects)

Fujo: Did you hear about Obama?
Dymar: Yeah, he's the shit ,yo!
Fujo: You got some Shity wits to know about that.

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Fuck Wit

see townie or bridget jones apparently?

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Jehovah's Witnesses

1. A member of a global Christian congregation who worship Jehovah as the only God, believe in Jesus as God's son sent to ransom humankind from sin and death and is now ruling as king in heaven. They believe that the goodnews must be preached before the end comes and stays neutral in National and Racial controversies.

2. A member of an international Christian organisation whose believes are based solely on the Bible. They often go from house to house preaching, "God's Kingdom." The Witnesses also have no clergy class and regularly meet for worship at the, "Kingdom Hall"

3. A group of Christians that were hated and persecuted by Nazi Germany along with the Jews and Roma for refusing military service. The Witnesses were also persecuted by the former Soviet Union for refusing military service as conscious objectors. They believe a Christian shouldn't get involved in war as Jesus taught that one should love his neighbor as himself.

Jehovah's Witnesses are often hated, misunderstood and despised by a lot of people but a closer look at them and their believes will annul such hatred and misunderstanding.

These definitions were written based on unbiased historical evidence. The above informations were collected from face to face interview with the Witnesses, from their website (www.jw.org), The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum (www.ushmm.org),and Jewish Virtual Library (www.jewishvirtuallibray.org)

Jehovah's Witnesses knocked at my door this morning and offered a free home bible study course

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sik wit it

noun. A person with extreme tendencies towards homosexual behavior, yet has not acted on them.

That dude is totally sik wit it.
I'd hate to be Sik wit it.

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