The only place on earth where 13 year olds can kick the nuts of a man in a mouse suit and get away with it
The creepy ass mouse: hey kid
13 year old boy: (kicks mouses nuts)
The creepy ass mouse: (trying not to cry) have fun
Disney world: international hellhole or kicking grown menβs balls
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1. An online computer game in which you design your character either from the horde or the alliance then play to become level 60 which is the highest level.
2. An escape for most people from the toils of the real world offering them a sense of relaxation.
3. A friendship killer.
1. "Dude...I'm gonna go play some World of Warcraft!"
2. "God I can't wait to get home from my shitty school and play some WoW."
3. "You never talk to me anymore because you are always on WoW."
"I don't give a fuck woman! Now stop bothering me while I am doing an instance!
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world of warcraft...keeping virgins virgins for some time now...
world of warcraft...look at the people...look at them...
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Sexual behaviors engaged in by individuals suffering from a sexual disorder referred to by clinical psychologists as 'Douchebagitus'. (see Douchebagitus) The disorder is commonly found in those who enjoy working in middle to upper management for large corporations, business entrepreneurs, politicians, investment bankers, and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The specific sexual behaviors of those diagnosed with the disorder vary, however are similar in that the consequences of the sexual behaviors result in the rape and destruction of mother earth and/or the subjugation and objectification of humanity. 'Douchebagery' is a term often used by clinical psychologists to describe these behaviors. (see Douchebagery)
While these behaviors cause the afflicted individuals anxiety and loss of enjoyment and the earth to become uglified and uninhabitable, the afflicting individuals with Douchebagitus usually experience orgasmic euphoria either upon completion of the behavior or when witnessing the consequences of their behaviors. Viewing bank statements, viewing crushed spirits, and signing documents are activities that often trigger the orgasmic euphoria in the individual with Douchebagitus.
World Domination... In rare cases the euphoria can become constant, which signals a chronic Douchebagitus condition. Psychologists theorize that the cause of constant euphoria in the individual is the result of the individual behaving in a manner that results in perpetual destruction of the earth and/or humanity. A case study performed on President George W. Bush Jr. during his presidency found him to be in this state of constant euphoria. The constant euphoria resulted in an IQ level of 52, an inability to articulate speech, a blank stare, and contorted facial expressions. Psychologists also theorize that the delayed and nonchalant response to the BP oil leak was caused by an intense euphoria experienced by many individuals with Douchebagitus.
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A lyric from the beginning of "Bullet with butterfly wings" by Smashing Pumpkins.
1. Reference to how unfair or evil humanity has been to you in your endeavours.
2. A call and response. When you hear these lyrics sung, you must respond with the proceeding bass riff. Yes, this requires you to know the song. You may then proceed, if you like, to sing the next line of lyrics. This, however, is not encouraged as it can be seen as taking the joke "too far". Many lulz are then had, followed by discussion of how awesome the Smashing Pumpkins band are.
1. Guy1: "Today, not only did my girlfriend of four years reject my marriage proposal. She made out with another guy in front of me."
Guy2: "That really does blow dude. The world is a vampire."
2. (Dude approaches group of friends)
Dude: "The world is a vampire" (sung)
Group of friends: "do do do do dooobee dooo."
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a place where no one has ever seen a girl and they all spell with extreme AIM abbreviations
WORLD OF WARCRAFT -
~guy on WoW~ ima gona head 2 goldshire now
(he see's a girl night elf dancing)
~guy on WoW whispers her~ i bet ur totally a guy
~girl on WoW~ umm, no im not...
~guy on WoW~ OMFG WUT? @#$%^$@!@ will u plz be my girlfriend i like u ur so hot
(lmao im a girl who played warcraft and i had this experience like 10 times!!!)
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An OK game that is similar to Growtopia with better graphics
Person 1: Pixel Worlds is a rip off
Person 2: thats old news, its good
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