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The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.
The days between Christmas and New Years.
The year gooch is the best time of year.
The year 2020. A year of fire, death, floods, eruptions and a worldwide pandemic. That’s only so far, it’s may 2020.
“Do you want a Corona beer grandpa?”
“Don’t remind me of the hell year.”
“Hey dad, what was the worst year of your life?”
“2020, the earths’s hell year.”
1. Two earth years, but in vagina units.
2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.
Girl 1: "Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"
When something or someone takes an absurdly long time (a year is a long time in the life of a butt).
"Ugh can we leave already? You're taking a butt year to get ready!"
it is when you mistakenly put the wrong year on when you writing down the current date, this mistake is commonly occur 1 to 3 months after new year.
when you still can't move on from last year events and happenings.
John: Dude! i can't believe that instructor give a points for the date today on the test..
Paul: man! i got minus wrong with it instead of January 15 this year i wrote down January 15 last years year.
John: well that's a serious year hangover.
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Chasey : ohhh.. last year was so great..
Marie: like hell yeah.. lots of parties and hunky boys..
Chasey: ohh yeah.. like that one guy i meet at last year party.. soo hot..
Marie: ohh my gosh. you are still in a year hangover him?
Retarded little cunts-I'm ashamed to be one in 3 months! =(
Little pricks who say words like;
Sick
Barlin'
Peng
Bang
They also have shit made up names(when they're the chav ones) like;
Liteeshia...pronounciation...how?
Keegeeeeeeeenuuuuuanana...WTF!
Preciously...a word with 'ly'? wtf.
Year 7's have no rights to be in there schools! They have too many fights with older people and loose. e.g.
Keegeuana: Nar, that prick in year 9's gonna be barlin' when i is done wid 'im!
Year 9: I don't even know why I bother! Look at the chav, getting a brick to hit me with.
Year 7's: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
(2 seconds later the year 9 goes home)
Keegeuana:*crying/barling Nar wot da fuuuk he hit me for?!
Neeidamailian:Your trackies are sicckkkk mate were did u get them?!
Keegeuana:Yeah they are mint.
made-wid-no-condom: Got them from primark 20p. i saw 'em nd fought'dey r peng!' so i got 'em, but na i got no money init.
Classroom!
Teacher:*mumbles* Fuck year 7's!
Teacher: Right class! We're going to be-
*Year 7 plays music on phone*
*Whole class sing along-as its 'Blackout Crew' and all chavs know them!
*Teachers kills himself after saying 'Year 7's NEED puberty, i cant stannd their voices!...boys...GROW SOME BALLS!'
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