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Something that everyone has watched at least once. If you enjoy watching porn and you are a creepy perverted 11 year old, you probably watch dozens of gifs every minute just to get that tingly feeling in your dick/ pussy when you hump your duvet. You then clear the search history ASAP to get rid of the evidence so mom/dad doesn’t see it, but when you are deleting it, you click on it and end up watching hundreds of porn gifs again. The good ol’ life of a messed up 11 year old!
Jax: Hey bro, you wanna come watch a film with me and the boys?
Damon: Nah bro, I’m gonna go to the bar with a few mates from last year. (While he is actually going to watch porn).
To use this word in a sentence:
I love porn, it brings so much sexual excitement to me and the prostitutes I hire every other day.
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Y u searching this up first of all I won’t give u one I mean like I can but I won’t
DONT JErk OFF TO PEOPLE FUCKING ITS PORN
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Now you know as well as I, that you know what porn is. If you don't, why would you search it up on the Urban Dictionary? That's dumb. Get a fucking life.
Porn is what teenage boys use to get off with because they are sad, depressing, and single without a sex life.
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an enjoyable video that might get you wet or hard, now go get you a boyfriend/girlfriend, if you gay! ion even know!!!
"Girlll, last night that porn was good! I'm finna call Johny!"
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The reason why I’m in the bathroom for 30 minutes and come out saying “now my stomach feels way better” under my breath to make people think that I was pooping.
Guy 1: Dude I found this Porn link want to check it out.
Guy 2: ok just gimme the link
(Guy 2 goes to the bathroom to “poop”)
Guy2 says to guy 1: wow thanks man for that link
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Chill you horny Mfer it’s not real there actors and plus it’s not realistic
Wow dude porn is bad it’s not even real
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