wine and dine

Term used by hotel-goers to prostitute themselves to the management in exchange for for a free room.

Patron: "Um, do you wine and dine?" *wink* *wink*

Front Desk: "Huh?"

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Wine Fingered

The past act of pleasuring a women by using a bottle of wine, not champagne, then drinking a mixture of the wine and vagina juices.

Cole: "Ya I wine fingered her last night"
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."

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southern wine

Grape juice and vodka. Created at Georgia Southern University, it is guaranteed to get her in bed.

I made her a southern wine, and she took her pants off in two minutes.

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Falcon wine

the term used to describe the use of a wine bottle for mass destruction, similar to falcon punch made famous by Captain Falcon however with the addition of a wine bottle

Dan: FALCON PUNCH!!!!
Jordan: *grabs bottle*
Dan: OH SHI-
Jordan: FALCON WINE!!!!

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wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!

What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!

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Wine Line

1. A line of wine bottles, amassed from several nights of drunken debauchery.

2. A helpline concerning wine: where to buy it, how to drink it, what to do without it, etc.

Got problems with wine? Want to drink some right now? Wife not understand your wine addiction? We do!
Call the wine line for hours of wine-related chat and fun.

WINE everything....?
WINE wine...?

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milk wine

pure dung. it is a war crime in seven countries. only commies find joy in the consumption of this monstrosity.

hey, do you hate yourself? let's drink milk wine!

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