southern wine

Grape juice and vodka. Created at Georgia Southern University, it is guaranteed to get her in bed.

I made her a southern wine, and she took her pants off in two minutes.

Falcon wine

the term used to describe the use of a wine bottle for mass destruction, similar to falcon punch made famous by Captain Falcon however with the addition of a wine bottle

Dan: FALCON PUNCH!!!!
Jordan: *grabs bottle*
Dan: OH SHI-
Jordan: FALCON WINE!!!!

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Wine Line

1. A line of wine bottles, amassed from several nights of drunken debauchery.

2. A helpline concerning wine: where to buy it, how to drink it, what to do without it, etc.

Got problems with wine? Want to drink some right now? Wife not understand your wine addiction? We do!
Call the wine line for hours of wine-related chat and fun.

WINE everything....?
WINE wine...?

wine stain

Got a wine stain on his face.

The guy with the wine stain.

milk wine

pure dung. it is a war crime in seven countries. only commies find joy in the consumption of this monstrosity.

hey, do you hate yourself? let's drink milk wine!

wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!

What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!

wine bombed

Purposefully getting wasted on wine. Can include using wine in drinking games, or just chugging it straight from the bottle

I got wine bombed last night, drank 2 bottles of wine by myself, it was awesome.