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When a person's username is so bad and uncreative, it might as well have been generated by a computer
hi robot vomit, how are you doing today?
When you are being deepthroated too hard they choke and throw up onto your dick. Making your cock reek of vomit for days.
Joel: "yo, did you hear Oli got vomit cock last night"
Dan: "k"
Yarn vomit, also called yarn barf, is a term used in various yarn craft online spaces. It often refers to when someone attempts to pull just the center strand of a yarn skein, and in the process pulls out a large chunk of messy yarn. It can also be used in reference to any highly messy and tangled length of yarn.
"I was excited to use this yarn, but it's just become such an unworkable pile of yarn vomit. I don't think I could untangle it with a month of work."
my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.
That little bitch there is dog vomit everywhere
This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.
Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"
Christmas Vomit: deflated holiday decorations that litter people's lawns during the day.
"Don't step in the Christmas Vomit"