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Chick that was hot befor she had a baby and is still banging even after she has had a baby, just her hips are a little wider, but damn do they make them yoga pants look good!
Look at that target mom with that mom bod! Shes rocking them yoga pants!
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Ur Mom. Is basically... Anything! Ex.
Carter:Hi wanna go play fortnite?
James:No I wanna go play Ur Mom.
Carter Was on a date with His girlfriend. He said, "Hey Your Lookin Hot Today."
She Said,"Hey U look Like Ur mom. Today ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
(That's It Being Defined In A Sentence)
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A MILF that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga. Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives a land rover to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
Sarah is such a lululemon mom! I always see her going from manicure appointment to pilates to PTA meeting to brunch with the girls!
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Stacy can i come over? after school. we can hang out at the pooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
I'M IN LOVE WITH STACY'S MOM
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Only sober person,by choice, at a party that takes care of the drunk friends.
Max Dender is going to be the party mom tonight because he is a little bitch and doesn't want to drink.
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They name their children Madison, Britney, Caitlyn, Tanner, Bryce, Trevor... they drive an SUV or minivan embossed with soccer ball decals and honor student bumper stickers... their two most prized possessions: their cell phone and their sport water bottle... their husbands are never around, either at work or playing golf... they live in a constant state of suspicion of anyone "different" or not from their neighborhood (which usually is gated to keep those other people out).
They and they alone have made the lamentable Kidz Bop series a huge success and consequently are raising social retards who when they finally are "free" and off to college, will become drunken frat boys and/or slutty sorority girls.
The soccer moms of River Place subdivision gathered at Starbucks to discuss the growing problem of suspicious-looking Hispanic lawn crews prowling up and down their streets. Molly suggested that they discuss the issue with the HOA, to which Cindy said, "Good idea! Maybe we can make a rule requiring all Hispanics who come to our neighborhood be required to pass a background check."
They all loved this idea and toasted Cindy with their frozen lattes.
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