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The most wonderful boy you can ever meet. he is caring, loving, smart and handsome. He is the best friend a boy can have and the most amazing boyfriend a girl can have.The one that will be there for you all the time. The one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier. His eyes are as beautiful as a the ocean. He is great at sports and will try his best to make you happy.
Damn everytime i call him "Winter Spring Rolls" it always make me hungry
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The act of being involved in a threesome with two girls and one guy, the two girls are in sixty-nine and eat eachother out, the guy then busts on the outside of girl ones vagina and girl two eats it as it drips down girl ones vagina into girl twos mouth
dude i did a Winters Waterfall on these chicks i met last night
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When a prostitute (of either gender) puts a gram of cocaine into their ass crack and proceeds to fart it into one's nose, a Winter Wonderland occurs.
"A Winter Wonderland really is an inefficient use of cocaine, but is nonetheless rather enjoyable."
- Professional Hedonist
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The arc in which a man bulks up by gaining as much muscle as possible during winter while wearing a hoodie/baggy clothes to later cut the excess fat in time for summer to be shredded.
The gym winter arc is up ahead. Time to put my head down and get to work.
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Hot Guy Winter is said by thugs who are just tryna have a fun winter. Nothing impedes in a mans hot Guy winter, not even women. No sadness whatsoever because it’s hot Guy winter, we do what we want. #hot guy winter
- Chris and his girl broke up
- Oh that doesn’t matter it’s hot Guy winter he’s fine
The feeling of disappointment when one's dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as hell.
Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have
Mass Text: Suffering winter break syndrome, save me...
Time of the year when ponies, unicorn, and pegasus who live in Ponyville work together and literally get rid of Winter and get ready for Spring. Magic is not allowed during this event since Ponyville was founded by Earth ponies who lack magical powers that unicorns possess. Jobs include: Retrieving the animals who went south for the Winter, waking up the animals who went into hibernation for the Winter, clearing the sky of clouds for the sun to warm the lands of Equestria, and plowing the lands for the crops and making sure they have a fair amount of food for the rest of the year.
Applejack: Nuts Twilight, you used magic in Winter Wrap Up! That's not how we do it around here, Twilight, and especially not on my farm!
Also Ghost Radio's favorite brony song of all time!
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