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When a man luckily gets laid, and has absolutely NO CHANCE of this happening again.... Possible reasons include:
A.he has bad hygeine
B.he suffers with drug addiction, therefore is to high to bone
C.he has discovered new religious views, and will live a demented lifeof celebacy
D.he is turning gay, and would rather be on the recieving end
E.life inprisonment... this man is a sick criminal.. the only action he'll be getting is in the prison shower
F.he's 35 and still lives with his mother... the classic case of being a downright loser. got no money, got no hope... Definately aint got no pussy.
Eddie 'Hey Derek, i finally got laid last night'
Derek 'WHAT??!! you're 35 and you still live with your mom... The three teeth you have left are rotting away... You're broke as hell, and the money you do get is used to fuel your addiction to meth. Not to mention you smell like a dead hobo.'
Eddie 'Ahh dude, i guess you're right.... Looks like she was my one clit wonder'
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a show/anime centred around 4 girls who are all 14-15 years of age, they all have their own issues like a lot of kids at that age, the girls all have a few things in common, their age and what they do, which made them form a bond, this show is mostly about suicide and more serious issues like that, it’s quite dark and is probably for older audiences, it is set in Japan.
It starts off after the suicide of Koito Nagase, Ai Ohto - the main character’s only friend, she comes into contact with a bug looking creature, She purchases an egg but not a normal egg in which she sees in her dream, in her dream the bug looking creature comes back and tells her to break the egg, she walks around in a school setting place where she sees unsettling middle school/ high school aged girls with disturbing faces, she hides in a bathroom stall and after being fed up with the bug telling her to break the egg over and over again she eventually breaks it on the wall, she then meets Kurumi a victim of quite extreme bullying, Kurumi is irritated by the place the egg is broken in, Ai responds back moody but apologising, Kurumi appears to know exactly what’s going on and she tells Ai about it, Ai is tasked with saving more people like Kurumi from monsters that symbolise the trauma these people went through before they died, In this world Ai learns about struggles all of these people went through and helps her learn more about her own world and herself.
Someone: Have you heart about the new anime coming in 2021???
Another person: yeah do you mean wonder egg priority ?
Someone: mhm it’s my favourite show I love how they portray some things it’s so interesting and deep.
An affectionate term used to describe the "Ultimate Cheese" branded snacks that you get from Kroger stores. They are unlike anything man has ever experienced.
"Yo baby, what's up?"..."not much, hun...just sitting on the couch watching a movie with a bag of Cheesy Balls of Wonderment. Life is gooood."
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A male that ejaculates very quickly after very little sexual stimualtion
A man ejaculating after 30 seconds of sexual stimulation is called a one pump wonder
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1.a band, while during any time in their existance, has only one song achieve the 'hit' status. after which, they fizzle out and disappear, never following up their initial success
2.(lesser used def.)a girl/guy, who is not sexually desirable, but gets a piece of your ass via intoxication, low light, etc.
1.the Crash Test Dummies were a one-hit wonder.
2. Man, why'd you grind that chick? She was fuckin ugly! Yeah, it was a one-hit wonder.
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Term for a band/group that has one breakthrough hit that people remember after usually years of making underground music. They may try to luanch more chart-friendly songs on the back of their one song that will fail to have any impact. Will fade back into obscurity within a month only appearing for the odd television appearance.
The ultimate one hit wonder were Los del rio who inspired a massively popular dance to go with their catchy song; La macarena!
Los del rio were making music for over 20 years before La macarena became a hit.
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena
A-Hai!
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Any band that only has one song anyone remembers
"Hey dude, Remember Crazy Town?"
"Who?"
"They did that song Butterfly"
"Oh yea, those posers"
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