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An over-obsessed Radiohead fan who, in attempt to enlighten others, goes door to door carrying a copy of OK Computer on vinyl and spreads the good word of the great Thom Yorke. The Thom Yorke's witness tends to lack the ability to understand those who do not enjoy Radiohead, so do not offend them.
Who was that at the door?
Oh that was just a Thom Yorke's witness. I told him I don't like Radiohead so he went and jumped in front of a truck.
New York City, NY, United States of America
The Empire State Building is in new york shitty.
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the sexual act of a male defecating into his female partner's vagina.
Because Eric didn't feel right about taking a dump into a woman's cooter, the thought of a New York Burrito did not appeal to him.
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a town that's densely populated. its the most populated town in U.S. its located in Hudson county,NJ there's nothing to do. people get jumped and all the time. all the girls are really fugly.
but hey west new york is home i wake up every morning and on my corner is Derek selling the good shit. bergenline is OK and there's good spots and NYC is 5min away yea wny is paradise
wny kid 1: what do you wanna do taday?
wny kid2: get out of west new york this place sucks.
wny kid1: word lets go to bergen county and get some white chicks mmmmm poon.
wny kid2: im down!
wny kid1: :D
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ah, new york city. my place of birth, the sidewalks i first pranced down. the only place you can truely get a rip off burberry bag from a guy who couldn't even pronounce burberry. The city of all cities where you can get roasted nuts on the side of the road for no aparent reason at all. The place where dreams are possible, hopes are reached, and a hooker can make her way.
person 1: i want to rule the world!
person 2: well you know what you've gotta do first
person 1: what?
person 2: go to new york city. i dunno what it will do but you'll get a nice bootleg prada bag
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an NFL team that is called "new york giants" buy actaully play in New Jersey. They made the biggest upset in NFL history by beating the New England Patriots who were 18-0 going into Super Bowl XLII, but now are 18-1. The Giants also had the best play in Super Bowl history, when quater back Eli Manning got out of a sack, and threw to David Tyree, who caught the ball on his helment. the gaints take more cirticism from the media then any other NFL team. But overall the New York Giants, are an amazing team, and always wil be.!
Dude, the New York Giants made the greastest upset in NFL history!
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A New York accent, or New York dialect, is one of the more recognizable American accents. It refers to the greater New York metropolitan area (including the 5 boroughs, Long Island, Westchester County, the lower Hudson Valley & surrounding parts of Connecticut & New Jersey). Upstate New Yorkers have their own accents which are entirely different from the stereotypical "New York" accent.
Individuals with a trained ear can differentiate between the accents of each of the boroughs (or the surrounding areas), though all are very similar. Generally, Manhattanites do not have a common accent, as many do not originate from the New York metropolitan area.
A slightly lesser percentage of Generation Y-ers speak with a full-blown New York accent, compared with those of prior generations. The accent of Generation Y-ers tends to be less severe than those of their elders, sometimes practically undetectable, with the exception of certain words.
Notable differences between Standard American English & New York dialect include:
1. Nonstandard pronunciation:
♦ "AW" sound is prolonged (talk/tawwk)
♦ Hard "G" sound (Long Island/Lawnguyland)
♦ Dropping final consonants (want/wan)
♦ Dropping "R" sounds (morning/mawning)
♦ Adding "R" sounds (idea/idear, soda/soder)
♦ Dropping "G" endings (calling/callin)
♦ Substituting "D", "T" for "TH" (those/doze, three/tree)
2. Nonstandard resonance, resulting in a heavy sound.
3. Generally fast rate of speech.
4. Hypernasality.
"I need to tawwk to my friend from Lawnguyland to axe what soder she wants to serve with the vawdka at the parwty tomawrow."
"Wow, that woman has quite the New York accent."
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