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Helment

An incorrect spelling of helmet, usually by southerners or rednecks. This error arises because the pronunciation of helmet with a southern accent is indistinct on the second syllable, and because people tend to write words according to local phonetics.

Mother: Bobby, don't you go riding your bike without wearing a helment!

Bobby: Jesus Christ mom, it's HELMET. I'm 5 and I know that.

by GetItRightMorons May 29, 2011

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Helment tits

When yo nips cover 95% of yo tit

Day chick got them helment tits right there

by Conrad420 April 25, 2018


mud on your helment

To penetrate someone anally with the penis.

guy1: Hey, man, you ever get mud on your helment?
guy2: Sorry, dude--I dont' swing that way.

by moonyewnit March 23, 2009

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Purple helmented warrior of love

A male reproductive organ

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!

by The Velvet Hammer May 2, 2006

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