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Grinch kiss

When a person does a gi clean out for 2 days then eats only asparagus and water for 3 days (without pooping) and on Christmas morning that person poops without wiping, goes to their partner and smudge their green star cannon on their partners mouth.

My beautiful wife Karen gave me a grinch kiss for Christmas!

by Jane092413 December 15, 2021


astro kiss

An astro kiss is the result of someone inadvertently sitting their “ass” too far back on the toilet leaving a brown “kiss” mark in the outer-space of the seat.

I was going to use the gas station restroom until I saw that the last person left an astro kiss.

by General Anesthesia November 24, 2017


basement kisses

Term used for oral sex.

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"

by Jak Gof May 27, 2020


Gyspyville kiss

Male takes a shit, while female sucks his warrior gracefully enjoying the moment together.

Alice gave me a gyspyville kiss last night...

by BigG91 June 22, 2021


Viper's Kiss

When you take a shot of alcohol into your mouth and give somebody a kiss, sharing it.

Man, David's really feeling it today. He's had 8 shots and gave a chick a viper's kiss.

by goldteeth July 13, 2020


Catachan Kiss

a guard meaning 'to head butt someone'

He gave me lip so i gave him a Catachan Kiss

by Commisar October 4, 2008


Suprise kiss

A turn on power move. When a girl is love with a guy so much, but none of them has amitted it, (or the guy doesn't know he's in love with her), the girl takes the boy and kisses the guy, leaving him with a suprised look.

In Spectacular Spider Tv Series, Gwen Stacey was going down the stairs of Peter Parker/Spiderman's steps (after Thanksgiving, and his Aunt May just came back from the Hospital), she walked back up the stairs and surprise kissed Peter. Leaving him with a dumbass surprissed look. Venom's voice said in his mind "We know who you love the most."
in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Juno Eclispe, fearing she would never see Galen Marek again (Vader's former apprentice), who was going to confront Vader, she kissed him, he showed his suprised by raising his arms half way in the air, then continued in the kiss.
George Lopez is suprise kissed by his wife's Sister in "A Kiss is Just a Kiss."

by The_Jedi_Knight January 28, 2009