gotta keep the pimp hand strong

a phrase used when one executes a 'pimp slap' on someone for the sole reason to keep the hand and arm used during pimp slaping strong

luke: (slaps Tom)

tom: ow! dude, what was that for!

Luke: gotta keep the pimp hand strong, bitch

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shake hands with the wife's best friend

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

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getting their asses handed to them

When a non-descript group of two or more individuals are riddled with machine gun bullets.

The imitators/impersonators are getting their asses handed to them by Gs.

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Put a book in your hand.

A saying used by people (parents mostly) to control someone else (usually, their children).

Kids are running around causing trouble.
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."

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Many hands make light work

When multiple bros work together to accomplish something.

Bro 1: Did you see that YouTube video “we all lift together?”
Bro 2: No what is it?
Bro 1: 5 guys hammer a nail in rhythm.
Bro 2: Many hands make light work.

bad hand-cam co-ordination

the inability to put your hand infront of a webcam on your pc

oh, I must have bad hand-cam co-ordination

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feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."