Random
Source Code
Random
A bra
My tit lifter is too tight. I need to find another tit lifter that can fit me better
What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
when society is ran by tits.
or some bullshit henry david thoreau came up with.
wow! why would anyone ever use the word "tit men" in a book about living by a pond!
When you have a short relationship that only goes to 2nd Base
Her? No. We already broke up. We didnt go all the way though. Tit it and quit it.
something that is super cool
buddy's looking at a truck and they say "dude that trucks fuckin tits"
A disorientated person who has sexual affections for objects
'The flip-tit she is, doesn't know whats right!'
Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.
She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.