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Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.

"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."

by Rat God. August 15, 2022


Alistair Moment

Being either extremely stubborn, or extremely tired

It's 19:00 and he is still asleep, Alistair Moment.

by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023


dumb moment

When you unintentionally do something stupid that could have been easily prevented however you instead experience slight brain processing misfunctions that result in a ridiculous, embarrassing accident.

Person A: You're supposed to turn left

Person B: I did...
Person A: Your left not my left!
Person B: Oh.. what a dumb moment

by Ieatgumforbreakfast July 20, 2024


barney moment

when someone does something extremely unfunny

damn bro that's a barney moment for sure

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020


barney moment

when someone is extremely funny

damn that's a barney moment for sure.

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020


Gaby Moment

When you meet someone on an online chat, then fall in love and have a real life relationship.

Friend1: "Hey is Matt dating?"
Friend2: "Yeah, he has a Gaby Moment. He met this girl on a shoutbox and now they're together!"

by TheDatingMan888 March 9, 2016


Poo-reka moment

A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.

"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"

"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022