butter nutting

The fine art of ejaculating onto a piece of toast and then spreading butter over the toast, thus mixing the cum and butter and delivering it to the enemy of the one who ejaculates.

Sage is such a dick, i am going to start butter nutting him every morning.

Butter Nutting

The practice of blowing a snot rocket into her vagina instead of ejaculating.

My girls been acting up, I'm Butter Nutting tonight.

butter-upper

The act of inserting a stick of butter inside one's rectum by sitting on it.

I can't wait to go home and take a nice butter-upper.

butter deez

Lathering of butter on certain parts of the anatomy.

I love you but... baby butter deez nuts.

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue

i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR

Trucker Butter

The slimy, wet residue, left on a toilet seat on a hot summer day, by a fat, greasy, sweaty trucker, after a big shit.

I used the toilet in Wal-Mart, slipped, and almost slid into the bowl, when I sat down on the seat greased with Trucker Butter.

Toe butter

A cream that contains nifedipine and pentoxyphylline that is prescribed for a variety of vascular conditions that affect the toes. This toe butter has been found to improve pain and blood flow to the toes in conditions like Raynauds, COVID toes, and scleroderma.

Toe butter is the only treatment that has helped my COVID toes.