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When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.
Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.
When an English guy is getting a handjob and the girl proceeds to shove a lit match into his penis hole.
Flaming Thumbstick Wang Jobs hurt like a bitch!
When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.
Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.
I put pop rocks the candy in my mouth then give a blowjob.
MJR
I can’t get enough cock in my mouth. Yum yum cock. But nothing beats pop rocks and a cock the pop rocks blow job.
A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job whose main task is to press continuously CTRL+C and CTRL+V in order to copy and paste text from one document to another without any clear purpose and without knowing the big picture behind it
In the last year I had a not very interesting CTRL+C CTRL+V job experience in business
A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.
Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do
Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!
Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)
Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.