The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.
Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)
Excuse me Sir? Would you like some chocolate thunder?
The most handsome man on this earth
If you are chocolate thunder you are a smokin hot man! And that’s on period!
You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.
"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon
I gave a friend named Lori, but she likes to be called chocolate thunder.
When a fat black person twerks
Guy: Hey Requise show me some of that chocolate thunder!
When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man
'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus
"He definitely is" Says Dayshun