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While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.
Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.
(V) sound of a fart made from friction of double hands
I miss my gf, I wanna double hand fart.
Slang for a 2 necked guitar that's really sharp looking
Man, I bet you can really shred with that double-bit ax.
whence both parties participate in a mutual 69 bob knobb
“Did you take that double bobble knobble last night jessica?”
“Yes his double bobble knobble game was so aggressively penis.”
A selfie double entendre is a picture devised to be or is unintentionally understood in either of two ways. Typically one of the interpretations is rather obvious whereas the other is more subtle. The more subtle of the interpretations is sometimes sexually suggestive. It may also convey a message that would be socially awkward, or even offensive, to state directly. (The Oxford English Dictionary describes a double entendre as being used to "convey an indelicate meaning".)
This Selfie Double Entendre is understood by some but not all.
A Nickname given to a truly awesome lady. One that refuses a single shot of liquor can outdrink anyone in the room pouring double shots until she’s the last one standing.
This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.
She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
Do you know why Gil is down and out? Yeah he’s missing Double Shot Delores and is worried she’s disowned him