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Kind of joke. When twoo people are having sex, it looks like a beast with two backs
Just to make the beast with two backs.
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telling someone to shut the fuck up or mind your own business
person 1: Yo bitch,I screwed yer mom
Person 2: suck my dick,ass face,you don't even know her. Oh and ask your mom if she's preggo,cuz I went hard on that bitch. Now go back to your corner
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When your driving in Massachusetts, surrounded by Rhode Island drivers, and you give them the finger. This is justified due to the fact that they suck at driving, they saturate the roads as far north as the New Hampshire line and the lingering notion that there are no cars in Rhode Island because they are causing all the traffic in Boston.
Jay: There's so much traffic today.
Joe: Yea, I been giving just about everyone directions back to Rhode Island.
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Phrase used to describe really strong gear.
Man, this shit really puts a hump on a camels back!
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When cheapass loser fucking hillbilly thinks he is getting screwed out of overtime.
They are not giving me any jobs, the are backing them up for John.
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(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
When I left prison, I had a back pocket hanging out the size of Texas.
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While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.
I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!
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