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a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over
hey, what's the story morning glory?
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Popular saying, suggesting that the person questioned, by action, saying or appearance is odd too the point of otherworldliness.
Brenda: How great is the next Brittney Spears album going to be? Robert: She has bombed the last two times around. She sucks!
Jason: I think people like to see a healthy woman dance about the stage in tight fitting cloths...
Robert: Man... What planet are you from? She is gianormous!
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A existential position as a default correction when path uncertainty becomes evident.
So, how's it goin' with the new job search?
>Not so good; at this stage of the game, I've decided that there's limited opportunity to dominate in any given market.
Excellent life lesson: Do What Yer Good At (and just leave it at that).
When your gf is trying to see your dick
Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(
Someone who finds out the truth about are planet, and then is never seen again
Gary:What, its all earth?
Steve:Always has been.
whats cooking good looking
whats cooking good looking
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What do you have planned?
What are your plans?
What are you doing today?
"I'm chillin' today, what you got up?"