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The term used for someone who has loose skin underneith their eyes or more commonly used for some one who is extremley tired and looks like crap. Refering to the droop or sag or a pair of dogs testicles.
God ive been working so hard today my "eyes are like dogs balls"!
"Myra was so old her eyes were begining to look like dogs balls "
"archibald was so tired from hoomfing his wife the night before his eyes were like dogs balls "
Micheal looks in the mirror and sais to his cousin ive got "eyes like dogs balls"
A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.
"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate
When an inexperienced manager is asked a simple question, and rather than answer will move their eyes to the compass points North North West to South South East in a rapid fashion. Often accompanied by a Fear Boner.
Officer A: So did you ask him if the meeting was going ahead?
Officer B: Yeah, but he started giving me the fuckin North North West eyes then disappeared to the gents.
Officer A: Did he have a Fear Boner as well?
Officer B: I didn't look to be perfectly honest.
A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.
So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.
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A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.
"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."
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A parking lot titty fuck, where the cum shot is aimed directly into the mouth of the large breasted woman while the cock remains between the tits.
It’s easy to shoot your load onto to the girl’s chest or neck, but a Rocky Mountain Bulls Eye takes talent and an extraordinary pair of tits.
Ejaculating in a Females eyes, generally after oral sex.
" She gave me a wicked good blow job and the grand finale was when I glued her eyes shut ".