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A title for someone who is very polyamorous, but with much sleeze, and filth. Also can used for a general put down.
PERSON 1: "Why don't you ask Nikki out"?
PERSON 2: "Naw, its cool. Besides, I heard she was a cum dumpster fuck".
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Cum-swap Garside, also known as the cumswap challenge Is a competitive game of tag where one person ejaculates into their own mouth and then cum-swaps with someone else who consequently adds their own jizz into the mix.
All contestants from around the world must then work together to get the ever growing cum-glop around the entire earth by cum swapping.
Upon arrival at the beginning country, the first occupant of said country to receive the cum will finally swallow it and thereby conclude the game.
The event is named after Robert Garside (born 6 January 1967), calling himself The Runningman, is a British runner who was credited by Guinness World Records as the first person to run around the world.
Person 1: Hey we doing the cum-swap Garside next Saturday?
Person 2: yeah! Me and Stacy has been drinking fish smoothies all week to prepare for it!
Example 2
The annual cum-swap Garside begins on the 9th of February.
Contestants from all around the world will be required to be on standby and await their turn until the games has concluded.
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When someone gets done farting or burping you say "Smells like cum!" causing instant emb embarrassment and or questioning of your friend's sexual preference.
*FART*
Carlos "Ey...Jesus that kinda smells like cum!"
Jesus "So" *blush**blush*
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When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.
Matt met Lindsay and gave her a corporate cum shot.
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similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be
Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!
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Its a religion Jon
You're always wrong
I am from the cum cake religion we pray to cum cake daily. cum cake is the true god
When you are banging a fit bird and are ready to cum in 60 seconds so you pull out and cum on her top lip and make car noises
Oh mate I was banging that 10 the other night and I was gonna cum in seconds so I whipped it out and gave her a lamborghini cum tash!