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A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
*POOOOT!*
Get the Air-Wick! This mother-fucker
just laid a rotten-egg fart in here!
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The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.
After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.
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A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.
Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!
–noun
1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.
Bill: Did you hear that Jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.
A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.
My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!
When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.
See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.
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When a male of African descent proceeds to fart in the clean laundry then making him have to clean it again.
Nigga sex turtle
Laundry nigga fart