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A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.
Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(
When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.
Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(
The act of your first cousin giving you a blowjob and right before ejaculation, you uppercut her bottom jaw.
Did y’all here about Jeff, he got a Mississippi meat munch and now he’s in the hospital.
I knew his dick was big that’s why I asked him to lob meat pics
When a group of well known degenerates assemble in order to denigrate their enemies and sometimes each other, consume coma inducing amounts of substances, and perform any number of questionable, dangerous, or otherwise ill advised activities. These gatherings happen at irregular intervals and are generally composed of a caustic mix of borderline personalities.
There are often promises "hearty soups", but rarely do said soups materialize.
"Are you heading to Johns this weekend?"
"I might, it sounds like a real honchos meat up, though. I might skip it."
A term in the oilfield used to describe plowing someone from behind. Also used in Central America to describe running your meat stick into someone's ham wallet.
As soon as I got off the rig I gave my ol lady that meat pig.