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Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.

Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.

by dmonet September 15, 2008


In one eye and out the other

Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.

A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.

by beansforbreakfast January 15, 2020

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eyes smell the ass

used in order to qualify a very hot girl who is demanding sex

Damn, this chick is such a bitch. Her eyes smell the ass.
Tonight, she'll meet my dick.

by Stephanie37 July 7, 2008

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Type your eyes off

A computer variation of "Talk your ears off." When someone types a very long e-mail or message in social forum going on about anyting and everything. Rambling on with the fingers.

Sorry for the long e-mail, I didn't mean to type your eyes off.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

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eye contact blow job

When someone gives you a blow job, and keeps there eyes focused on your eyes...

Ashleigh gives me an eye contact blow job

by Brady Dyer May 10, 2006

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A Sight For Sore Eyes

The greatest band to ever come out Reno. If you don't know who they are, you will soon. With the best vocals, guitar riffs, drumming no one can beat, and one badass bass. And their vocalist is a sexy beast named Tiley. Hit them up on the FB.

Chet: Hey man, are you going to A Sight For Sore Eyes' show tonight?
Derrick: Of course man I wouldn't miss it.
Chet: Better get ready to throw the fuck down.

by Vecter August 11, 2011

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Blue Eyes White Dragon

The Ka of an albino woman named Kisera. Existed in ancient Egypt, during Pharaoh Atem's rule. Currently represented as a Duel Monster card in the Duel Monsters CCG.

see also: Yugioh
Yu-gi-oh

I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon.

by RockBoS January 5, 2004

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