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Group fitness classes with charismatic and successful instructors exhibit features of cults. Converts are broken down and built back up as lean, mean exercise machines. They are instilled with group think and identity. “Welcome to the family! You’re in for a great work out. Becky is the best instructors out there. Did you see her abs?” is what the student most devoted to Dear Leader might say to a new recruit dragged there by her spouse.
“Cult Meat” is whatever the instructor is pushing on the side to her students in order to build her bankroll to afford her own studio someday and/or Lexus and plastic surgery payments. So, it might be special supplements or shake powders that are part of a multilevel marketing scam. That’s more common and transparent. But, Cult Meat is more covert. The instructor might push a low carb Keto Diet, which is protein and grass-fed meat heavy. And, she happens to invest in a co-op that will deliver a high quality product in exchange for your hard earned dollars. See! Nothing bad is happening here. It’s just a fitness instructor helping her students improve their nutrition. And, she also sells fun branded clothes now and is expanding into Cult Eggs. What’s happening is the instructor is a shrewd capitalist building a devoted and captive customer base who has lost the understanding they can just buy the same thing for less money from Whole Paycheck or any normal person grocery store.
“Honey, I’m super happy you’re going to this exercise class. But, when I went it was super culty and not for me. I just like jogging to the dog park through the woods and not a moonlighting Air Force officer shouting over the music in my ears. I’m concerned that we’re now buying products she’s selling to the class. While I like the steak you bought, it’s not in fact American Waygu Beef because that’s not a thing. It’s cult meat!”
I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.
A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.
"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"
A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”
“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”
“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”
“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
Russian war tactic to sacrifice many soldiers to achieve little in war success. Like: 200 dead soldiers for acquiring 1km2 territory. The tactic is widely used in war with Ukraine.
Meat in Russian language is a slang term for cannon fodder , here's the term.
Russians lost 1000 soldiers in one day during meat assault in Avdeevka
The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.
Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.
Any male of the human species that goes by the name Drew or is legally named Andrew. Typically refers to a person that oftentimes partakes in smoking the devils lettuce. Is also considered to be sexually pure.