a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.
A taisty latin girl that always wants to fuck and has a big booty
That mexican girl bella is some yummy peanut butter
When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter
Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one
peanut butter is a food that you can eat. you can eat it on food or by it self. it is the best food. try it on a pickle.
girl: I love to eat peanut butter
boy: why?
girl: because it tastes good pickle
boy: your weird
girl: yep
Creamy or Crunchy?
If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.
Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?
THE END <3
A guys dick. Referring to a big dick. This term is commonly used among girls to describe a penis that is large
I wanna eat that guy's peanut butter
The one food that is way too addictive but you know it makes you fat asf so you can't ever go on a reasonable diet.
Mom: Hon, quit eating the peanut butter its your 3rd jar this week
You: SHUTTUP MOM ITS GOOD OKAY ? T^T