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Snot juice

The substance that is formed when a woman sneezes as a man ejaculates in to her mouth, causing her to sneeze semen and snot out of her nose at the same time.

That bitch sneezed right as I came an covered my dick in snot juice.

by Bdedc123 May 15, 2017


smile juice

What they be drinking in the Baltimore backrooms.

Smile juice transcends all of the flavors from the soda machine.

by CrucifiedSquirrel January 25, 2024


if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024


fizz juice

A combination of pre-cum and apple juice, typically in a syringe that gets sprayed on ones face, typically the subs, during or after sex.

1: oh? you want some of this fizz juice?
2: oh yes spray it all over me!!

by eggphobia April 18, 2024


Trumpicana Juice

Similar to "drinking the Kool-aid" that Democrats sip, but it's the juice that spews out of Donald J. Trump's mouth, that Republicans guzzle down.

"Republicans think Trump won an election he lost by over 7 millions votes, and by, not one or two, but by 5 red states turning blue. Republicans keep drinking the Trumpicana Juice."

by Pudge from Brockton, MA January 22, 2021


Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.

I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?

by Rixadork May 26, 2015


Juice pedal

The accelerator pedal on a Tesla.

Let's go.......step on the juice pedal, baby!

by doc robin hood January 5, 2023