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name given to a secret relationship between two grown men, of which at least one is married
Josh and David neglected to tell their wives about the extremely dirty activities they participated in on the night of August 3, 2007, which was indeed NOT their first valve cap rock trick together.
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As popularized by the "Worst Wedding DJ Ever! (Original)" video found on youtube, this move of unparalleled gumption and rhythm requires walking up to your significant other and essentially playing the congos with their boobies.
The move can only be employed at weddings while listening to Phil Collins', "In the Air Tonight," thus making it extremely rare to be seen.
"Honey, did you just see the perfectly executed Knock Knock Boobie Rock?"
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A figurative concept that refers to harnessing the greatness of Rock ‘n Roll and putting it into a tasty sandwich. Used to describe how awesome something is.
Hey man, did you see that I got Slayer to play in my basement? Hell Yeah! That’s a Rock 'n Roll Sandwich!
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Oh Man, Maz is the best graff artist ever, he rocks my party world!
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I put pop rocks the candy in my mouth then give a blowjob.
MJR
I can’t get enough cock in my mouth. Yum yum cock. But nothing beats pop rocks and a cock the pop rocks blow job.
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What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.
Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.
Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!
Basically, give something or someone a chance before you put it down.
1. Carl: I'm never watching Game of Thrones... I don't like fantasy.
Carol: Game of Thrones is the best show ever. Ever.
Carl: Shoot. I knocked it... before I rocked it.
2. Stan: I hate to think I'd ever eat sautéed pig stomach... it sounds gross.
Deborah: It's actually okay. My aunt makes it on Thanksgiving.
Stan: Fuck. Seriously???
Deborah: Don't knock it 'til you rock it.
3. Vern: WOW crack IS powerful.
Bert: Goddamn right it's powerful. Don't ever knock it til you rock it. Fucker.
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