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National slap ass day round 2!! You can slap and grab and boy or girls ass for the whole day infront if everyone!!💯💯
Bro it’s national slap ass day round 2!! Let me go find Jessica and slap that ass!
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Put basically, it's 2011. We are not even a week into the new year (unless this gets publised and your reading it at a future time) and it's turning out that nobody really cares that it's a new year. Politicaly, everyone is still bitching about problems from 2010, like Obamacare, the Republicans taking controle of the House of Representatives, Obama imagineering money into this country (which is going to fuck us all over), the whole illegal immagration, and of course Wikileaks and the WTF a.k.a the Wikileaks Task Force.
The term 2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening was first use by John Stewert on the Daily Show as he explained all of the crap I wrote above.
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"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”
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A movie(or musical)made by Disney, the second of the High School series which sucked worst then the fist one. yet despite of this children still seem to like it, but that's probably cause they think in high school people just randomly break into song, and then when the "bad guy" turns you to their side your friends over react and stop hagging out with you, then in the end when you finally pull our head outta your ass you see that you were wrong your friends take you back and then bad guys turn good and we all live happily ever after.
Maria: did you see high school musical???
Jay-lin: na, that movie is for losers and homos, or kids that will grow up to be losers and homos.
Maria: well anyway, they came out with a new one called high school musical 2: Sing it all or nothing!!!!!
Jay-lin: joy to the fruity world!!!!!!!
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You have to be fucking kidding me. Fuck disney.
Loser 1: OMG dude there's gonna be a sequel to High School Musical!!!!
Loser 2: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS! That's like my most favoritest movie everrrr!!!!!
Loser 1: YA and better yet it has an awesome name: High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing!
Loser 2: OMG THATS SO AWESOME!!!!!
Non-Loser: There's been a lot of crap that Disney has come out with but COME ON. If High School Musical wasn't the biggest piece of shit ever made, High School Musical 2 trumps it just with its faggot title. God I hate Disney.
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A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA
"Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"
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