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Hoe o' clock

The time of day where a gentleman or a woman stops all other activity to tend to his or her hoes through various social media platforms, mostly snapchat. The most common hoe o' clock is at 11 pm but can vary greatly. It often interferes with a mans gaming schedule since a man cannot snap hoes with a headset on.

Oh wow would you look at that, it´s Hoe o' clock, time to stop gaming and tend after my hoes!

by Hi Im fat May 23, 2020


(⊙_⊙;)(T_T)¯\_(ツ)_/¯(¬_¬ )(¬‿¬)☜(゚ヮ゚☜)(☞゚ヮ゚)☞(⌐■_■)( •_•)>⌐■-■;-):-P:-((•_•)(ˉ﹃ˉ)༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ( ´・・)ノ(._.`)(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ಠ_ಠಥ_ಥ(┬┬﹏┬┬)ᓚᘏᗢ:-D^_^:-)(^///^)(*/ω\*)☆*: . . o(≧▽≦)o . .:*☆╰(*°▽°*)╯(●'◡'●)(❁´◡`❁)

u prob did windows pluss period and did all the emojis cuz u are sooo bored and stoopid and an idiot and find the nearest cliff if u typed this. plz you dont want to end up like me. ME. do you rlly want to end up like ME??!?!!?!!1111

i am not aloud to name my friends so i would say hi to them so i am going to say
(⊙_⊙;)(T_T)¯\_(ツ)_/¯(¬_¬ )(¬‿¬)☜(゚ヮ゚☜)(☞゚ヮ゚)☞(⌐■_■)( •_•)>⌐■-■;-):-P:-((•_•)(ˉ﹃ˉ)༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ( ´・・)ノ(._.`)(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ಠ_ಠಥ_ಥ(┬┬﹏┬┬)ᓚᘏᗢ:-D^_^:-)(^///^)(*/ω\*)☆*: . . o(≧▽≦)o . .:*☆╰(*°▽°*)╯(●'◡'●)(❁´◡`❁)

by ImaLineOfCode February 12, 2024


Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.

Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg

by MikeWaz0wski January 31, 2022


Omae o wa shinu

Omae o wa shinu is a phrase that I do not know do not ask me

Gojo : omae o wa shinu me : what the

by Lionel Andreas Ronaldo January 28, 2023


N O I C E

When something is just so good you have to go mmm noice

Oh yes thats pretty N O I C E

by OutOfOrd3r July 8, 2018


Sam O

A young lady, whom traps a gentleman with a pregnancy. Throughout it she will deny it, except while drunk. Then claims she’s ready for more children and wants to start “trying.”

Hey Kristen, you see that doctor over there? I’m going to Sam O his ass!
It was at that moment she decided to poke holes in the condoms, and fully embraced her title of “Sam O.”

by The doc is in February 29, 2020


chillin then grabbin o's

When you start by laying back and relaxing with your hands behind your head while getting an intense pornstar blowjob. You then finish by getting a huge nut while grabbing the sheets, curling your toes, head thrown back with your mouth forming an o-shape.

Dude I was chillin then grabbin o's last night. It was sweetly intense. My girlfriend gave me some awesome head for my birthday then gulped down my sperm twice.

by Watchinfool September 30, 2023