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The best mutual you can ever have ngl, very funny.
I want to be mutuals with ilikemilfs...4
Spending £4 for 10 items when you can get 15 items for £5.09
I paid £4 for 10 or more commonly ‘I PAID £4 FOR FUCKING 10’
Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.
That is the end of New Jersey - Part 4 lol bitches
When you are at the grocery store, specifically the pasta aisle, and you attempt to trust a fart, but you inadvertently dedicate down your leg, creating a puddle of liquid excrement that some underpaid janitor has to then deal with.
Dang it, I accidentally pulled an aisle 4 at Kroger today and now need new jeans.
The 4 elements that "make" Earth
The 4 Elements:
Fire, Water, Air and Earth
(3 Person act)
Person 1: Hey! What is your favourite element?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 3: You know, the 4 elements!
Person 2: I'm still not catching on.
Person 3: Fire, Water, Air and Earth!
Person 2: OH!The 4 elements! Now I get it.
*Silence*
Person 1: So, What's your favourite?
Person 2: right the question, umm... I guess water!
Person 3: Uh everyone always picks water! Why never Earth, It hurts Earth's feelings!
Person 1: Well I was just going to say my favourite is Earth and Air and Fire and Water.
Person 3: Good, your first favourite is Earth and your last favourite is Water. And to answer your question mine is Earth!
Person 2: Ya, I suspected!
The End
Define 4 elements The 4 elements are Fire, Water, Air and Earth and there fun to write stories with.
Used to describe someone who is a complete brick, or, gets a four percent on their test. Can also be used to describe someone who is incredibly stupid and fails their test. This is sometimes followed by them dropping the class.
Peter: Did you hear Phoebe got a 4% on her calc test? It was multiple choice!
Hadi: She really is 4%. She probably is going to drop the class
When you have enough Neanderthal in you to put smart anyone
4% 4% 4% the king of Neanderthals has 4% crinkled brain!