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When having intense oral sex with a female and it causes the female to have intense diarrhea.
My girlfriend had a chocolate fountain after I went down on her I had to get new sheets.
When a snow bunny is given a facial by multiple black dudes
Did you hear about Lindas facial ? It was more like a chocolate fountain with all those black guys
When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.
I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong
When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.
Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.
When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.
Is that why my sheets were brown?
Anal sex but in in doggy style
Thomas and Andy had Chocolate Doggy last night
The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3
“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”