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An normally Armenian American who smokes too many blunts even though he isn’t black. Normally wants you to swallow his cum.
I nearly got raped by an Omegle guy
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An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up
Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy
A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around
Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?
- a dyslexic budgie
- seller of cannabis
'do you know a seller of cannabis or a bud-guy?'
"no but I know my pet bird with mild dyslexic tendencies"
That's you! I was right the first time. The Kira archetype character.
Hym "Yeah, yeah no I get it now! You ARE the beauty guy! I was right the first time! Iam you're shuuji again."
Iam "Aww you were saying some pretty..."
Hym "Yes, yes you're very sad and depressed. We get get it. I'm in the middle of something."
Iam 😒 "......."
Hym "Beauty guy! That's hilarious! No I totally get it though. You know how I figured it out? Guess. If you're the beauty guy then what does that mean? You know what that means. That's funny. That's a funny thing for him to do as one of my personal heroes, he did a funny. You know he was a narcissist right? Makes a lot of the shit you talk a little projection-y don't you think? I donno... Ha! Delicious!"
A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.
Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️