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Literally a smaller, newer, gum-free (supposedly) version of Carlsbad High School. Contrary to popular belief, we're not full of nerds. We have the same general demographics as CHS, except we're using a trimester system and we have less druggies. Basically a wannabe college-style campus that is prowled by freshmen who have chronic dabbing disorder.
The place where if you're not LGBTQIA+, YOU are the minority.
Also, a giant boiling pot of memes.
Person 1: What school do you go to, person 2?
Person 2: Sage Creek High School.
Person 1: Oh, is it that one new high school in Carlsbad? That's so cool! I heard they have a trimester system instead of a conventional semester system. Isn't it much faster and more work-intensive?
Person 2: It is, but it allows you to take more courses!
Person 3: Fuckin Bobcats lol LONG LIVE LANCERS xDDDDDDDD
Person 1: Oh, look, someone from CHS!
Person 2: 1v1 me m8
OR
Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: Lesbian? Bisexual? Transgender? Queer? Intersex? Asexual/Androgynous? Genderfluid? Demiboy? Demigirl?(edited)
Person 2: I'm a heterosexual white boy(edited)
Person 1: fuckin fag that's a microagression against me and my ppl get out of my school you weeaboo
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You might go to South Carroll if:
If you have masturbated in the school's bathroom.
If you're a redneck.
If you're a whore.
If you weigh less than 100lbs.
If you drink Moonshine, and think you're a badass. (No.)
If your friends are either skanky bitches and/or raging douchebags
If you're racist.
If you're homophobic.
If you draw a penis on everything you see.
If you smoke weed like you drink water.
If you wear shorts so small, it looks like they are eating your flat ass.
If you think sports are more important than life itself.
If you're so tan, that you look like a fucking oompa loompa.
If you wear so much makeup, that it looks like Crayola gang banged your face.
If you are of the "white" ethnicity.
If there is more dick in your personality, than you have on your body.
If you do drugs anywhere and everywhere in the building, but don't give two fucks.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Tom: What school do you go to?
Jerry:South Carroll High School.
Tom: LOL.
Jerry: Go fuck yourself.
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A high school in Collegeville, PA, that is not only “home of the Vikings” but also to some of the most cliquey friend groups in the area.
The underclassmen at the school never fail to have the best bangers and the seniors make it clear to the other classes that they’re the best. Half of the guys at PV are normal but have hoe girlfriends and the other half are rap-listening junkies who look like they climbed out of sewers. The bathrooms of the school are full of juuling students and the administration usually fails to stop them. Football is the only sport glorified by the district and every sports team at PV is a cult itself, especially the lax team. However, as it has the best student section in Southeast Pennsylvania, Perkiomen Valley’s sports games are always full of the most supportive and rowdy fans.
Because of the school’s well known rivalry against Spring-Ford High School, “rams are yams” is a common saying among PV students.
Guy one: “That kid seems cool. Where’s he from?”
Guy two: “Perkiomen Valley High School”.
“Rams are yams” - Perkiomen Valley High School student
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A disease that occurs to everyone who attends rampart high school. Side effects may include disappointed parents, A weird amount of confidence from being lesser than rival schools, and Herpes. This disease has tried to be treated with marijuana, but sadly the marijuana just strengthens the side effect of confidence. You will know someone has this disease if you recognize the following signs: (for the males) Flip Flops, Cargo shorts or even swim trunks when they don't intend to go swimming, Sleeveless shirts tank tops or even no shirt at all, white sunglasses with reflective lenses, and finally a backwards hat or even upside down visor.
(For the females) if they are overweight than they try to pull off yoga pants, if not then they dress like a goodwill poster child.
It is very hard to treat this disease especially if exposed to it for more than a year. The only treatment is to be put on a winning team, for example The Pine Creek Eagles.
"Hey dude did you win?"
"No our team hasnt even scored a touchdown we have that rampart high school disease."
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The better of the two high schools in Baldwin Park. filled with plain janes and average joes. Has a good wrestling team but football sucks. everything else is meh.
P1: What did you think of Sierra Vista High School that week you went there?
P2: It was meh.
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Located in Richwood, Ohio. Known for creating more Heroin Addicts than any other High School in the Central Ohio area. Was the home of the famous Feline Fancy reporter, Daniel Hensley, for his 5 years stint in High School. Kind of has a good football team lately, which is cool. A lot of old teachers at the school who are there due to tenure and don't do anything but talk about menopause and herpes. Mr. Adams kick's ass though.
Look at that North Union High School student, do you think they are high?
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The most boring school in all of Western North Carolina. Filled with drama and sluts and rednecks. Wanna be different? Be scene or a band kid.
Mother: Honey would you like to go to Smoky Mountain high school?
Daughter: Do you want me to get pregnant?
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