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I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
Grandma’s a chill guy…
The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values...
On which we used to rely?!
Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's our Family Guy!
Is an expression for suave , sexually appealing and simply being the best in entertainment
Ooh that Jack is such a "Guy Velvet " ,look at him smooth talking all those ladies , such finesse and panache
Diablo is a very handsome dude even though this name is rare. If u know a diablo in the world u are very lucky even tho there is less then 25 people in the world actually named in this. Diablo is a hard working women’s guy and if you end up with one of these guys, you should feel as the luckiest person in the world considering this one of the rarest names in the world.
“Do you know anyone named diablo?” “Because I do!!”
Diablo (guy) - he is an amazing person.
An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up
Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy
A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around
Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?
- a dyslexic budgie
- seller of cannabis
'do you know a seller of cannabis or a bud-guy?'
"no but I know my pet bird with mild dyslexic tendencies"