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When a person is a few minutes away from death either to injuries, bleeding out, traumatic shock or to cancer, They remember nostalgic memories like the pie grandma baked or maybe the beach uncle and your cousin went to when you and your cousin were 12
Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately bleeding out from injuries.
most people who died had their life flashed before your eyes
When your going through a mid-life crisis in middle school. But homework, bullies, romance, toxic friends, identity crisis, and school are your biggest problems
Middle school Mid Life Crisis also known as MSMLC.
Bobby: Man, life really sucks sometimes I think I'm going through a middle school mid-life crisis.
Nate: dude, I get it but why don't you just shorten it by saying MSMLC.
Bobby: you must be going through one to if you feel the need to shorten all the long words you use.
This phrase has 2 uses:
Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.
Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
John says a funny joke.
Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE
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What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.
We got so wasted at the club last night. Dont tell me about living your best life.
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When life gives you melons... you might have dyslexia
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A person who follows a large combination of shitty habits you will find on my 600 pound life. The culture and way of life many Americans follow it involves eating like shit, being a pussy, being a fat lazy bitch, excessive leisure activity consumption, Netflix, large usage of social media.
Joe: We need to hit the gym this saturday at 11 am.
Larry: I can't I got like plans
Joe: you fat lazy bitch your plans are sleeping in, get your fat fucking ass to the fucking gym!
Larry: I mean like I can uh like uh do pushups at home.
Joe: at home my fucking ass. holy shit Mr. I'll quit drinking tomorrow. If you keep up the my 600 pound life culture you'll soon be on it. This is why you have a girlfriend that gives you sad handjobs
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Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?
Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?
Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?
Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working
Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"
Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again
Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"
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