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god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs October 19, 2015


Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 23, 2021


By the Grace of God

Religious people luck

Another term used by "All knowing" people to convince themselves to worship their supreme "All knowing" sky daddy who keeps an eye over their well being and by his grace everything good happens to them and tells them to shit on gays (can't argue against that)

By the grace of God, Sabrina was drunk and Lucifer was able to shaboink her otherwise he had no chance

Dude1: Each day is a hardship. I would have killed myself 100 times over but by the grace of God I have a long fulfilling life to live where I will continue to suffer like this every day
Dude2: fucking kill yourself already

by Professional retard dog January 23, 2024


By the Grace of God

Religious people luck

By the grace of god, sebrina was drunk and Lucifer was able to play smash with her otherwise he had no chance

by Professional retard dog January 23, 2024


Like, oh my god

Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..

Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?"
Amy: "Oh.. really?"
Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"

by Im all secret like oh my god!! May 15, 2019


OH MY FUCKING GOD

Ok

OH MY FUCKING GOD

by PLAYSTATIONSTORE October 29, 2020


angering god

Masturbating whilst Religous

Dude, last night I was angering God

by Pilotcornet609 February 22, 2018