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A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.
Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P
The coolest group on Roblox, owned by @Reset493325.
boy: bro, rainbow game studio made a new game!
other boy: no way! im gonna play it!
Kuzuki from Fate/stay night is a speedrunner who knows how to do the cruise boost from Battle for Bikini Bottom and is a top level runner of the game.
Caster: Welcome to Souichirou Kuzuki Gaming and today my master will be doing an Any% run of BFBB!
Kuzuki: Semen.
Nester is a birthday game party
Nester is a birthday game party
When someone in your game session brags about how good they are and how bad others are at the video game they play. Implying that they are playing the game with a 12" dildo inside of them.
Gamer 1: "lol ur so badddd l2p like me"
Gamer 2: "don't worry about Gamer 1, he's totally on a 12" Gaming Chair"
Something me and my friend heard while we were walking to the park.
usually used by 6 year olds, the phrase "you're doodoo" is used to "offend" people.
Some kids: *playing frisbee*
8-10 year old Kid: You're doodoo at this game
7-8 year old kid: *Starts balling her eyes out*
"Yo bro what's The best game ever.?"
"It's obviously Changed"
"what's Changed?"
"Listen here you slacker, google the game. I'm not gonna waste my breath because someone is lazy."
20 mins later...
"I googled it up and it's pretty dogshit."
"The game is dogshit? how about kill yourself."