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usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.
(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"
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When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.
MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
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A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:
-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."
"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"
"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."
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The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day
“You’re looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckberg’s National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.”
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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Rude, but potentially affectionate Scottish slang for anyone of rather sizable, fat, hench or big proportions.
Huv ye seen Theresa after her gastric band op? She used tae be such a heavy hole, noo she's a skinnymalink!
Naw, YOU go tell that heavy hole tae get aff the bench press, cunt's a fucking unit!