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Jensen Ackles eye colour, like a Disney Princess
His eyes were fan-fic green
While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud
A wealthy single man, who is a target for poor lonely single women, seeking financial comfort via romance.
I heard he's divorced! That makes him my next green prince! I'm gonna romance my way into his wallet.
When you are having intense anal sex and she shits slimy green on your dick right as you cum on her.
Rick Ross: I put molly in her champagne she ain’t even know it.
R Kelly: What happened next
Rick Ross: she woke up and gave me a Forest Green
A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute
Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”
Defines the accepted remedy of the era, to rid one's public area of the crabs. Truly a green soap-like liquid, syrupy in character, was used to kill those little bastards. Commonly used in my own personal experience, roughly late 1950s - mid 1980s. Oldie but goodie, shouldn't lose the classics. Refers to public lice infestation, a wonderful experience to avoid.
Crap, my mom found my Green Soap, and won't let go. She wants to know where I picked up the crabs but I refuse to name your sister.
Getting a blumpkin but she projectile vomits
Oww she gave me a green blumpkin