fap flap

The name given to the vertical slit or opening at the front of guys' briefs or boxers, which allows quick access for masturbation ("fapping").

Frequent use of ones fap flap can overstretch the fabric leading to awkward and embarrassing sleeping positions.

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alba fap

A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.

fap fap fap fap *looks intensely at Jessica Alba* fapfapfapfap Alba Fap ..<attempted fap>. Cleanup

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Fap Suit

The loungin' clothes worn when relaxing at home or in a dorm. Fapping may take place in these clothes.

Evan and Mike went to dinner and then came back to their apartment and chilled in their fap suits all night

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Finger Fapping

When a girl is masturbating with her finger or fingers oh so vigorously!

"Shelby was pleasing herself by finger fapping on camera while her friend watched"

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The No Fap Tap

The no fap tap is when a female touches a male on the shoulder with one finger and then the male looses the ability to fap aka. what little dick they had falls off henceforth stopping any fapping for the rest of the day

Don’t make me use The No Fap Tap

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Gun Fap

When an emo kid faps so furiously they shoot bullets.
And each time they fap it makes a gun clicking sound.

Boy 1 - "Steve was fapping so hard I heard bullets"
Boy 2 - "He must have been gun fapping!"

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No Fap February

A month where you participate not fap in this month.

You may not fap in No Fap February.

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