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What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.
Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....
Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.
Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?
Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
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1. A process to flush the all the current thoughts, views, headaches, and/or attitudes of an individual. Usually involving drugs, a blunt force to the head, electroshock therapy, meditation, frontal lobotomy or other brain altering procedure.
2. A strong alcoholic drink, or combination of alcoholic beverages to induce forgetting about the current situation or problem.
"This headache is killing me, I need a brain emena!"
"I know just what you need to get your ex out of your head. We will go out on town and give you a brain enema!"
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One of the best websites, and bands if you have a sense of humor and are easily amused. Check out some of their Rock Videos, be sure to watch "Weeee!" "Dragons and Bees" "ABCs" and their various cartoons
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A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.
Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.
Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.
Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.
Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.
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A derogatory term used to describe someone after they have done something unintelligent, clumsy, or foolish. This term implies a below average intelligence due to an abnormally shaped brain. The expression is used almost exclusively for criticism.
Dude 1: Hey, did you hear that Mike literally got in an accident with a parked car yesterday!
Dude 2: Ya, I cant believe it. What an absolute smooth-brain.
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A word used to describe a person who has no brain. Where their brain should be there is only another mouth that never shuts up. Interchangeable with loud mouth, big mouth, motor mouth etc
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Originating from pewdiepie and cinnamon toast Ken's minecraft skyblock letsplay, this is used in situations where one individual does something profoundly easy after struggling, or just want to sarcastically talk about their IQ being high while doing small brain things
*Pewds and Ken finally make the cobblestone generator*
Pewds : Big brain!!
*cobblestone generator breaks*
OwO
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