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The Real Planet from the amazing TV Show Murder Drones.
Yo, one day we should go to Copper-9! Elon fr got our backs!
Are you excited for July 9? I heard people will be making a lot of tiktoks!
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Ima ask out my crush on december 9 because it is ask out your crush day
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National find a new crush day!! If you have already asked your current crush out and they rejected you jus switch...
Lilli: Hey Dan I’ve been thinking about you ever since you asked me out so you wanna try dating
Dan: Sorry Lilli, Barbrah is the girl for me now
Lilli: WHAT!!!
November 9
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The person who was born on this day gets to kick Jens in the balls.
Jens: Why did u kick me in the balls
Someone: I was born on October 9
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Someone who continually carry’s on like a fuckwit regardless of how many times they are told to wrap it up.
Did you see the way bones acted last night? That guy is the ultimate 9 ball
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National dark humor day the person born in this day is most likely to take after ther father more than the mother and is very funny with dark humor
Yo it's April 9 let's make dark humored jokes
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