April 18

National slap a homophobic/transphobic/rasist!

Tyler:Ew! Your gay!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!

20👍 9👎

December 18

If you were born on this day you have a huge dick or your Pussy gets rlly wet during sex.

Damn that bitch I fucked last night was a December 18th

50👍 29👎

October 18

On October 18 you have to kiss your bestfriend on the lips because it’s on a Friday

Bro it’s October 18

21👍 10👎

November 18

Beautiful, strong, smart girls are born. a queen. usually lgbtq.

MY GUY- when is your birthday?
GAL- november 18th
MY GUY- that’s why you are so cool

17👍 7👎

May 18

10 second ass grab day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and holds*
Girl, “ew let go of me perv”
Guy, I can’t it’s May 18 so I have to grab your ass for 10 seconds”

94👍 65👎

February 18

If you were born on this day you are a complete vacuum, you eat all the food in 0.0000000000000001 seconds

Man 1: Yo, this guy was born on February 18
Man 2: Bro, I'm that hungry, let me make him eat all the food

6👍 2👎

February 18

The day where the our leader and the best person ever was born. Not on May 13th!

Person 1: Hey it’s February 18th!
Person 2: And?
Person 1: That’s when our leader was born we must bow down to her!!

7👍 1👎